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Swiftending

Discussion in 'Competitive' started by Mr. BoB, Oct 8, 2016.

  1. Hyperion1O1

    Hyperion1O1 Member

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    WHERE tHE FUCK IS My GOLD CARd SWIFTENDING GaBEN
     
  2. Berceuse

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    I haven't watched dota in years but I'll be happy to see Swift play a stomping slark. Pretty much the only reason i will watch TI ever.
     
  3. enrico.swagolo

    enrico.swagolo Member

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    Here is to hoping that his ending at the TI won't be swift. :cat:
     
  4. Kris

    Kris Moderator Staff Member

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    I have it

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  5. MrFrank

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    I thought he was called that because of his prowess in bed.

    :cat:
     
  6. enrico.swagolo

    enrico.swagolo Member

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    That was a rather low blow, my dude. :cat:
     
  7. MrFrank

    MrFrank Member

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    Well he has the MMR advantage over me so I have to resort to such ungentlemanlyness :cat:
     
  8. enrico.swagolo

    enrico.swagolo Member

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    When the MMR is big, the game is longer, no? But I also feel like it's hard to sustain a big MMR in the right place for a long time. If you aren't constantly focused, that MMR will drop... swiftly.
     
  9. MrFrank

    MrFrank Member

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    JUST LIKE MY BIG BLACK COCK!
     
  10. Animus2280

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  11. enrico.swagolo

    enrico.swagolo Member

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    Why u gotta be like that, my dude. Racist fantasies are not cool.

    Better go fap to Windranger's small titties. :cool: U wanna suck on them or what?
     
  12. RisaStoleMyHart

    RisaStoleMyHart Moderator Staff Member

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  13. Louie!

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    gratz juice. hope i can shitpost in your profile page again
     
  14. Animus2280

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    I have nothing better to do for the next 15 min so here we go - I present the "Juice Obliterates Everyone on Playdota" Compilation

    1) Juice destroyed ELO Hell Cultists

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uU2uPdhsx6mmJ6dt0ORtGBapbXDEIaNiNLIBrUWkwWI/edit?pli=1

    2) Juice destroyed hidden pool illuminati retards

    http://archive.playdota.com/threads/beware-of-hidden-pool.1441662/page-6#post-9570847

    3) Juice destroyed GodlyKha (lost count, here are just 2 examples)

    http://archive.playdota.com/threads...handicap-and-how.1394726/page-22#post-9266949
    http://archive.playdota.com/threads/im-gonna-need-a-3000-3500-account.1398477/page-156#post-9195728

    This one is my favorite -

    4) Juice destroyed DFist (who retaliated harshly)

    https://playdota.com/threads/reviewing-your-replays.2788/#post-44836

    5) Juice destroyed ArsenalMagus/5schmeench (who are probably still 3k in 2017)

    http://archive.playdota.com/threads...-with-dendi-balanced-mm.1408949/#post-9137335

    6) Juice destroyed a random pseudo-intellectual troll

    http://archive.playdota.com/threads/why-all-the-mmr-experiments-are-worthless.1449602/#post-9674613

    And finally:

    7) Juice destroyed himself (later on)

    http://archive.playdota.com/threads/why-are-there-so-many-tryhards.630786/
     
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  15. IHateLeavers

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    Juice has good mechanical skills and i wish him all the best, though i dont think they will go far, because his team is way too predictable. This is the problem of most less experienced teams. They will play safe so often that enemy will easily predict their movement even without wards.
     
  16. RisaStoleMyHart

    RisaStoleMyHart Moderator Staff Member

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    smh you didn't include one the mightiest 'Juice slams GK' post. Quote 'you've clocked in 1000s of posts in various forums, and something to do with his huge ego.'
     
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  17. Animus2280

    Animus2280 Member

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    Vaguely remember quote, don't remember source.

    Archive forum has nonfunctional search
     
  18. Animus2280

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    Last edited: Jul 16, 2017
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  19. RisaStoleMyHart

    RisaStoleMyHart Moderator Staff Member

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