Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Mr. BoB, Jan 5, 2017.
Ask her why she is nude.
Your foolish choice of words triggers the woman's autism. As it tuns out, shes a hardcore feminist.
She diverts her full attention at you with the intent to scold, little does she know the sneaky sheikh is about to stab her from the bushes.
Think fast, how will this day end well for u? Any sudden improvisations?
Quickly get the snackbar I was saving to eat later in my own private space, and quickly write allahu over it with my marker. Then throw it at the Sheikh.
Just let her die
Your action triggers the woman further, assaulting refugees is racist and not allowed. On the bright side, your stomach is full, but you feel the need to shit. Perhaps you can use that to your advantage?
Think quick. The sheikh is an inch away from jihad.
And you didn't take it out?
Tell the sheikh you have a magic trick to show him but he has to lie down, open his mouth and close his eyes.
You just saved the day. Well done.
Nice ending, liking the idea of a shit-jetpack.
more to come?
There is a problem. The feminist is still alive.
What do you suggest?
I said we should have just let her die in the first place and then kill the muslim in self-defense. That way all evil would be dead with our conscience clear.
I took great consideration in the issue of how to deal with assaulting rapists and feminists and designed the perfect vehicle to quell their resistance:
They should add these as missions in Besiege. It will bring it on another level.
I am a girl and horny, what should I do?
Find a refugee asap.
I have this funny image of Mr. Bob laughing his ass off as he doodles a dude fighting off a refugee as he shits all over the place.
How the fuck can Bob draw while shitting all over the place... is what I wanna know.
He has his hands free
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