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Mr. BoB Free Self Defense Class VS Muslim Refugees

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Mr. BoB, Jan 5, 2017.

Would you let him finish first?

This poll will close on Aug 5, 2017 at 3:22 PM.
  1. Of Course

    29.2%
  2. Yes

    29.2%
  3. No

    58.3%
  4. Depends

    37.5%
  5. I'm Gay

    37.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. ZealotCatfish

    ZealotCatfish Member

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    Ask her why she is nude.
     
  2. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    Your foolish choice of words triggers the woman's autism. As it tuns out, shes a hardcore feminist.
    She diverts her full attention at you with the intent to scold, little does she know the sneaky sheikh is about to stab her from the bushes.

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    Think fast, how will this day end well for u? Any sudden improvisations?
     
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  3. TheArsonist

    TheArsonist Member

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    Quickly get the snackbar I was saving to eat later in my own private space, and quickly write allahu over it with my marker. Then throw it at the Sheikh.
     
  4. MWaser

    MWaser Member

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    Just let her die
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  5. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    Your action triggers the woman further, assaulting refugees is racist and not allowed. On the bright side, your stomach is full, but you feel the need to shit. Perhaps you can use that to your advantage?
    Think quick. The sheikh is an inch away from jihad.
     
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2017 at 4:17 PM
  6. ZealotCatfish

    ZealotCatfish Member

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    And you didn't take it out?
     
  7. TheArsonist

    TheArsonist Member

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    Tell the sheikh you have a magic trick to show him but he has to lie down, open his mouth and close his eyes.
     
  8. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    You just saved the day. Well done.
     
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  9. TheArsonist

    TheArsonist Member

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    Nice ending, liking the idea of a shit-jetpack.

    more to come?
     
  10. Eutychius

    Eutychius Moderator Staff Member

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    Called it.
     
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  11. Seethe

    Seethe Member

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    There is a problem. The feminist is still alive.
     
  12. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    What do you suggest?
     
  13. MWaser

    MWaser Member

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    I said we should have just let her die in the first place and then kill the muslim in self-defense. That way all evil would be dead with our conscience clear.
     
  14. Eutychius

    Eutychius Moderator Staff Member

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    I took great consideration in the issue of how to deal with assaulting rapists and feminists and designed the perfect vehicle to quell their resistance:

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  15. TheArsonist

    TheArsonist Member

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    They should add these as missions in Besiege. It will bring it on another level.
     
  16. ILLUSETSUNA

    ILLUSETSUNA Member

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    I am a girl and horny, what should I do?
     
  17. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    Find a refugee asap.
     
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  18. Blarrg

    Blarrg Member

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    I have this funny image of Mr. Bob laughing his ass off as he doodles a dude fighting off a refugee as he shits all over the place.
     
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  19. MrFrank

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    How the fuck can Bob draw while shitting all over the place... is what I wanna know.
     
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  20. slipkwar

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    He has his hands free