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Mr. BoB Free Self Defense Class VS Muslim Refugees

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Mr. BoB, Jan 5, 2017.

Would you let him finish first?

This poll will close on Aug 5, 2017 at 3:22 PM.
  1. Of Course

    28.0%
  2. Yes

    28.0%
  3. No

    60.0%
  4. Depends

    36.0%
  5. I'm Gay

    36.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. BloodPact

    BloodPact Member

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    What if I'm swedish?
     
  2. MWaser

    MWaser Member

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    Then this already happened to you before and you can state what you did non-hypothetically
     
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  3. Louie!

    Louie! Member

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    It's only gay if you wake up next morning and he makes you breakfast.
     
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  4. Seethe

    Seethe Member

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    You invite him home to meet your wife
     
  5. ToT

    ToT Member

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    What if I had diarrhea?
     
  6. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    Simple, you let him finish then thank him.
     
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  7. Nezekan

    Nezekan Moderator Staff Member

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    The joke is, in Sharia law, if you murder your rapist you will still face charges. :cat:
     
  8. BlizziC

    BlizziC Member

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    I can't believe how stupid this is. It obviously only works for underage boys.
     
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  9. ZealotCatfish

    ZealotCatfish Member

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  10. slipkwar

    slipkwar Member

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    RC stands for Racist Children

    Do anal condoms exists?
     
  11. Ostarion

    Ostarion Member

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    Underage boys are their primary target. They are also Playdotas prime userbase. Therefore this guide is super relevant.
     
  12. Eli_Green

    Eli_Green Member

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  13. Eutychius

    Eutychius Moderator Staff Member

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    Then shit goes down from there. Literally.
     
  14. Petique

    Petique Member

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    Well excuse me but that's quite fucking discriminatory. He went through all those hardships just to be instantly objectified by a white male. Literally Hitler!
    Edit: So this is basically thread to roleplay Enrico?
     
  15. Nezekan

    Nezekan Moderator Staff Member

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    I can pass for a Latino if I want to. I look like a white man with a tan, expect its not a tan and my actual color. Useful, when dealing with SJW. I need to work on my Spanish a little bit though :cat:

    As for the other part, beauty is in the eyes of beholder. :cool1:
     
  16. Blarrg

    Blarrg Member

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    Well they probably don't have the decency to use any kind of oil so you're, well... fucked. :cat:
     
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  17. mapdesigner

    mapdesigner Member

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    says who? adultery is different than rape.

    what you said applies to the first one.
     
  18. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    K you've learned well so far.
    It is now time to Elpes up the thread with a very likely scenario:

    So you're walking home after a long day of helping refugees in the shelter when suddenly

    [​IMG]

    You find a sheikh stalking a Swedish woman with a scimitar.
    What is your next step?
     
  19. TheArsonist

    TheArsonist Member

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    Since I'm behind Sheikh no.2, I can take the route Sheikh no.1 took and shout:
    "RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN" throughout intercourse.
     
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2017
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  20. AceMeril

    AceMeril Member

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    Scream habibi with such delight that the second sheikh turns around to see you riding his brother's tool. He's perplexed, an allahi voice whispers "double penetration". The sheikh tempted by this rare opportunity abandons his initial prey only to find out that his brother's dick had been rotting in your arse ever since you strangled him to death. In his fury the sheikh attempts to remember the word Westeners taught him in the local refugee school: "vengence". But you scream habibi just in time for him to forget. The sheikh comes and tries to penetrate. You let him. Balls deep. Apply OP's steps.

    PS: exerting autism this way, eh Bob?
     
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2017