Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Mr. BoB, Jan 5, 2017.
What if I'm swedish?
Then this already happened to you before and you can state what you did non-hypothetically
It's only gay if you wake up next morning and he makes you breakfast.
You invite him home to meet your wife
What if I had diarrhea?
Simple, you let him finish then thank him.
The joke is, in Sharia law, if you murder your rapist you will still face charges.
I can't believe how stupid this is. It obviously only works for underage boys.
what if i'm a drone
RC stands for Racist Children
Do anal condoms exists?
Underage boys are their primary target. They are also Playdotas prime userbase. Therefore this guide is super relevant.
Then shit goes down from there. Literally.
Well excuse me but that's quite fucking discriminatory. He went through all those hardships just to be instantly objectified by a white male. Literally Hitler!
Edit: So this is basically thread to roleplay Enrico?
I can pass for a Latino if I want to. I look like a white man with a tan, expect its not a tan and my actual color. Useful, when dealing with SJW. I need to work on my Spanish a little bit though
As for the other part, beauty is in the eyes of beholder.
Well they probably don't have the decency to use any kind of oil so you're, well... fucked.
says who? adultery is different than rape.
what you said applies to the first one.
K you've learned well so far.
It is now time to Elpes up the thread with a very likely scenario:
So you're walking home after a long day of helping refugees in the shelter when suddenly
You find a sheikh stalking a Swedish woman with a scimitar.
What is your next step?
Since I'm behind Sheikh no.2, I can take the route Sheikh no.1 took and shout:
"RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN" throughout intercourse.
Scream habibi with such delight that the second sheikh turns around to see you riding his brother's tool. He's perplexed, an allahi voice whispers "double penetration". The sheikh tempted by this rare opportunity abandons his initial prey only to find out that his brother's dick had been rotting in your arse ever since you strangled him to death. In his fury the sheikh attempts to remember the word Westeners taught him in the local refugee school: "vengence". But you scream habibi just in time for him to forget. The sheikh comes and tries to penetrate. You let him. Balls deep. Apply OP's steps.
PS: exerting autism this way, eh Bob?
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