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Mr. BoB Free Self Defense Class VS Muslim Refugees

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Mr. BoB, Jan 5, 2017.

Would you let him finish first?

This poll will close on Aug 5, 2017 at 3:22 PM.
  1. Of Course

    28.0%
  2. Yes

    28.0%
  3. No

    60.0%
  4. Depends

    36.0%
  5. I'm Gay

    36.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    Okay so you're taking a stroll down the street when suddenly a berserk Sheikh jumps out the bushes and penetrates you from behind.

    What can you do? Well for starters, you can take it like a man; after all you wanna give em false hope before you start with the counter strike. So what you do next is:

    Step: 1
    Just relax until he fully penetrates you, let him go balls deep.

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    Step: 2
    When he fully lets his guard down, start by constricting your anus to painful levels then; while using your anus as the base; levitate yourself off the ground without the use of your hands.

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    Step: 3
    Hes now alert of your attempt, you've got to get this over-with quick. While keeping his dick hostage, start to reach for the neck.

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    Step: 4
    He's now fully at your mercy, choke him out or be a good tolerant European and let him finish first.

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    I hope you all benefited from this lesson. Stay safe.
     
    Last edited: Jan 6, 2017
  2. dR

    dR Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh, this'll be good

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  3. Mimic

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    You gotta take it like a man or else you're racist and privileged. That's what we were taught in the US. Just let them rape you, it's fine.
     
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  4. Seethe

    Seethe Member

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    But what if I'm gay?
     
  5. Nezekan

    Nezekan Moderator Staff Member

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    As a tolerant European, I will let him finish first, then change positions with him, forcefully if need be. Its only fair. And it helps that I'm faster and stronger than the average Joe.

    Edit: might interrupt him if he is ugly though. :cat:
     
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  6. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    Added to poll.
     
    Last edited: Jan 5, 2017
  7. Abstract.Raze

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    I was educated with the old German school, in my case I would directly blow his brain out without mercy or just directly plant a knife in one of his eyes.

    I don't have always my gun with me.
     
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  8. Mr. BoB

    Mr. BoB Member

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    You have neither a knife, nor a gun.
    The only thing you have is your brain power, so take that dick and think about your next move.
     
  9. dR

    dR Moderator Staff Member

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    That's really fucking racist.
     
  10. Abstract.Raze

    Abstract.Raze Member

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    Then I would fight him, what you're proposing there despite it's in a sarcastic sense is unreal by any means to begin with, while it piss me off because I don't share tolerant views in such cases, that's why my family sent me to military preparations, that's why I can carry a gun and in such situations I would take the attacker's life without repentance as long my life is in danger.

    And I pleases you to not generalize, I'm European but it doesn't mean that I don't have the guts to take such decisions.
     
    Last edited: Jan 5, 2017
  11. dR

    dR Moderator Staff Member

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    Whoa dude. That's seriously problematic. Can we get some RC mods to control this unhinged lunatic? I'm literally shaking rn.
     
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  12. Nezekan

    Nezekan Moderator Staff Member

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    Rape jokes are rarely funny, so lets not ruin this exception.
     
  13. derd2323

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    What if I'm the shiek?
     
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  14. Rubz

    Rubz Member

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    >Random chat
    >checks out
     
  15. MWaser

    MWaser Member

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    then x3
     
  16. Blarrg

    Blarrg Member

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    Idk if its possible to draw a more ugly stick figure tbh
     
  17. Seethe

    Seethe Member

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    OwO
     
  18. Nezekan

    Nezekan Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm not necessarily going to end up with the drawn person though. :cat:
     
  19. Skyforger

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    >if